whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

(Source: hugepoppa)

a really important gifset, probably

(Source: tralalalally)

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

(Source: blowsive)

he11a-rad:

my hero is on tv

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(Source: riverttam)

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(Source: 30secondstomars-gifs)

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

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leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him