(Source: eternal-weekend)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

kaciart:

ladylionhearted:

WHAT A COOL MYSTIQUE THOUGH!!!

That is so fantastically clever, they look incredible.

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

  • gay guy: *murders 30 people*
  • white girl: omg you're SO sassy I love it!!
tastefullyoffensive:

I see what you did there. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

I see what you did there. [x]

pleatedjeans:

damn Majora’s Witnesses [x]

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

adamakara:

rudycooper:

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#isn’t that oitnb?????????